Elephant: The answer to that question is no, no I can not.
Sharky: I've been a rug for 20 years goose darn it! I've been brain dead for so long I'm starting to mistake counselor for councilor.
Elephant: Hello beautiful people! I'm Elephant, and I drew that picture all by myself!
Sharky: I look stupid.
Elephant: Shush Sharky. Anyway, this is our ask blog! You might know us from Imagination Planet Reviews, a written series called Man and the King on the old site, and a stop motion show on YouTube.
Sharky: Emphasis on the Stop Part.
Elephant: Anyway! So you should know that we're from another dimension where magic does exist. However, Mark bought us here and I heard this world doesn't have all the stuff we have.
Sharky: Cause your world SUCKS!
Elephant: Sharky, be polite.
Sharky: It's the internet. It's insult or be insulted! IT'S TROLL OR BE TROLLED!
Elephant; Um anyway, so we decided to make this blog to share our adventures in the second dimension and to answer some questions.
Sharky: I'm here for the fame. Send money at shark@….
Elephant: That reminds me! If you want to ask us questions you can either leave a comment below or email us at firstname.lastname@example.org and we might even answer it.
Sharky: And if you want to give me stuff, just email me at shark@
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